How to date a psychopath

How to date a psychopath... by Tiger RoxXx

Hello there my bonny beauties. It's your lascivious love here with some wise words of wisdom. Now some of you are obviously hell-bent on going down the road to crazieville, bags packed and with a lunch. So as I always say, if you are going to do something you should do it right! Here is Tiger RoxXx's guide to dating a psychopath.

First you have to find the right psycho for your needs. I would suggest a little investigation. Does said prospect have many ex girlfriends that he can't/won't talk to? Babies Mama's filled with drama and past playthings with problems? GREAT! Your potential doll is more than likely the root of the issue, so that is one sure psycho sign. Also look for signals that someone just left this berserker's bed. Serial Psycho's are never alone too long. Of course, you can check for a criminal record, but more than likely they will try to keep that clean. So now you have found this screwball what should you do next?

Well, the next step is to say goodbye to all your friends. You see in order to keep your new love happy it has to be you and them. ONLY! If you can't accomplish your friend removal alone I am sure your new babe will get to it for you. Alienating your friends, talking bad about them to you, making you believe your mates are all against against you are only a few ways that lovie will help you out.

Once all your friends are gone then it leaves time for you to spend every waking hour with your fresh love. Continually answering the non-stop calls, staying in touch repeatedly during your day, and being at a beckoning call are just some of the joys you can look forward to. This gears you up for all the wonderful arguments you get to have later when you are busy and gets you used to having controlling input in your life... forever!

I love you! Really, I do. Oh, how quickly you can fall in love with your brainsick mate. The average psycho is capable of love with in days if not hours. They will tell you, too. Of course be aware that they were completely mislead with the last 20 girls they fell in love at first site. Those girls are total hoes who tricked him into saying something he didn't mean... much less he didn't know what love was until he met you.

It would be extremely helpful for you to make a schedule of your entire days where abouts, so it is easier for him to keep track of you. Better yet, just blow off everything you thought was important in life. What could be more awe striking than sitting mindlessly while watching your sweetie taking care of his business while your to do list piles high? I mean you have SO much in common, right? Well, now you do because you should change all your values, hopes, dreams, beliefs, and life plans to match his. If you love him then it's totally worth giving up your future, right? SO get on track with his plan.

Now that you have the basics in place it's time to talk wardrobe. You certainly should stop dressing so risqué, but be sure you always look your best. That leaves out cleavage, tight pants, short skirts, fitted clothes, and basically anything cool. You can also get rid of your sweat pants, comfy sleep clothes, and anything that would be nice to lay around the house in. Just to be safe, why don't you let your amazing new guy choose your outfits for you. I mean, he know best what you like to wear anyway, since you have changed everything to fit his taste. The money you could make at a yard sale from your discards would be amazing, if only he wanted you to have a yard sale, but that is probably to much focus on your needs.

The last thing you have to remember is his needs always come first. So turn that frown upside down and listen to everything horrible that has, is, and will happen to him. Remember, as a psycho there will be a lot! There is no time for ANY of your petty drama, so just keep it to yourself. Otherwise you might get caught in a misery show down to see who has the worst problems AND you surely know as a psycho he always has to be right and win.

I could discuss how to act appropriately in regards to money, how he feels about the idea that you actually had previous boyfriends, the way you carry yourself in public, choosing a restaurant, taste in music, or so many of the other ways to give up any shed of who you are or ever will be, but I think this is enough to work with for now. So whether you realized you were taking a trip on the crazy train or not, are in denial, or purposeful choose to abuse yourself with horrible a relationship I hope these tips help you out. I just wanted to give you some perspective.

Meow Baby,

Tiger RoxXx

PS Tiger RoxXx does not condone or believe in allowing any of the above behavior. Please seek help and get out if you are truly being oppressed.,