Hello Kiddies! It's your friendly neighborhood sex kitten here with a look at getting picked up from a doggie's point a view. Now all of us ladies have been affronted or even 'a-back-ed' by some hapless hound that needed a few pointers before he approached a doll like us. So, I thought I would take it upon myself to help these cute little fellows out before they made those all too crucial mistakes that turned our stomachs, much less our hearts.
Let's start with the basics… "Hey!" is not a pick up line, a compliment, or even a complete sentence. If that is the extent of your conversation, then you should not be leaving the house. Adding the word "Baby" to it doesn't help matters, so come up with something else. This has never worked, and will never work…stop trying. Think before you speak and come up with something clever to say to us, and add a compliment in for good measure.
Speaking of being a-back-ed, edging up to the rear end of a girl while she is dancing at the club may work for a split second while she is drunk, but it is rarely the best method. Come straight at us, we like to see what we are dealing with. If you have nothing to hide, meet us face to face. Girls are attracted to confidence and non-physical attributes which will be portrayed through eye contact and body language.
Buy a girl a drink, and don't ask what she is drinking- just know! Didn't you learn anything from Hitch? This doesn't mean you have to let her drink on you all night (sorry ladies) but showing her you are interested enough to bring her a cocktail is a great way to get one step closer to where you want to be- next to her.
Recognize the difference between someone who is flirting and just being nice. Some girls can't blow a guy off; it is no good to waste time on someone who is not attracted to you. Learn to pick up the warning signs of someone who is not interested and just move on. It is less painful for everyone involved this way.
And lastly but not leastly…Don't hang all over her once you have made the approach. This will keep things interesting, for you and her. You don't have to hold hands, suck face, and drown yourself in her ALL night… dipping in and out of her circle and staying in close proximity shows your interest without smothering her. It makes the flirting and touching you do all the more sexy! Her friends will appreciate the space, and it will still give you the time to get to know each other and watch each other interact.
Well Dolls and Dogs, I hope this helps your pre-dating experiences get a tickle bit better. Once you have made it through the approach, all you have to do then is keep her interested. This is Tiger RoXXX saying be nice to each other or who else will, besides me, of course!
Meow Baby,
Tiger RoxXx
Let's start with the basics… "Hey!" is not a pick up line, a compliment, or even a complete sentence. If that is the extent of your conversation, then you should not be leaving the house. Adding the word "Baby" to it doesn't help matters, so come up with something else. This has never worked, and will never work…stop trying. Think before you speak and come up with something clever to say to us, and add a compliment in for good measure.
Speaking of being a-back-ed, edging up to the rear end of a girl while she is dancing at the club may work for a split second while she is drunk, but it is rarely the best method. Come straight at us, we like to see what we are dealing with. If you have nothing to hide, meet us face to face. Girls are attracted to confidence and non-physical attributes which will be portrayed through eye contact and body language.
Buy a girl a drink, and don't ask what she is drinking- just know! Didn't you learn anything from Hitch? This doesn't mean you have to let her drink on you all night (sorry ladies) but showing her you are interested enough to bring her a cocktail is a great way to get one step closer to where you want to be- next to her.
Recognize the difference between someone who is flirting and just being nice. Some girls can't blow a guy off; it is no good to waste time on someone who is not attracted to you. Learn to pick up the warning signs of someone who is not interested and just move on. It is less painful for everyone involved this way.
And lastly but not leastly…Don't hang all over her once you have made the approach. This will keep things interesting, for you and her. You don't have to hold hands, suck face, and drown yourself in her ALL night… dipping in and out of her circle and staying in close proximity shows your interest without smothering her. It makes the flirting and touching you do all the more sexy! Her friends will appreciate the space, and it will still give you the time to get to know each other and watch each other interact.
Well Dolls and Dogs, I hope this helps your pre-dating experiences get a tickle bit better. Once you have made it through the approach, all you have to do then is keep her interested. This is Tiger RoXXX saying be nice to each other or who else will, besides me, of course!
Meow Baby,
Tiger RoxXx
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