Tuesday, May 20, 2008

From 'sure' to sheets~ A Valentines Day guide to getting laid.

Hello there lovers! A big sexy wet kiss to you all to start off this sloppy month of entanglement. The topic on everyone's mind is romance and that special day- February 14th, Valentines! With that said I thought I would give you a few tart and tangy suggestions to tailor your valentine plans so you are sure to steer your sweetie to the bedroom.

Rule number one is to think out of the box! (Not just about her box) Anyone can do dinner and a movie, you want to stand out. If you want to do dinner think about mixing it up-cook it yourself, make reservations somewhere memorable like the place your first met, take her somewhere she has always wanted to go, or find somewhere out of the ordinary like a picnic at an ice rink. (If that suits her personality) It has to be something more than a usual date to ensure she gets warmed up.

Rule number two is plan, plan, plan. Don't ask her what she wants, or where she wants to go…especially on your way there. Think about what she would want and then have it all arranged. When you take charge and show her you know what she wants, you will be more likely to get what you want later!

Rule number three is overindulging! Women emphasize this day like they are keeping count. Even a single rose is better than no flowers at all, a note or poem if you can't get a gift, the more points you rack up the more likely you are to score.

Rule number four treat her like a princess! When a lady feels like a princess- attractive, sensuous, on top of the world- then she acts the same. Her princess juices will start flowing in the direction of the one who got them going. YOU!

Rule number five is most important- appreciate what you have worked for! Once you get to the point of seduction don't ruin it by rushing in. Satisfy all parties involved with a slow and thorough job. Nobody likes a minute man and you don't want to have done all that work just to 'blow it'!

So that is my advice to you fellows! Hope these tidbits help you get closer to your end goals- happiness and satisfaction. Make the most of your "Valentine Treats" so March can come in like a Lion!

Meow Baby,
Tiger RoxXx

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