Friday, January 1, 2010
Saturday, August 8, 2009
R~E~S~P~E~C~T
R~E~S~P~E~C~T …. by Tiger RoxXx
Well hello there my little love kittens! It's your happy go lucky tiger here with an article all about the R~E~S~P~E~C~T! Find out what it means to me! You know it's what you want, so baby you better have it. Well, that was fun- but seriously dolls, let's talk about having a little respect.
There are so many different levels to this topic that I may need to write a series. I'll hit the main floor running and then see where this leads us, K? So my bitty love birds, let's get out our lil' black book of values and see where you might fall short.
R~ Representation
Whether tryst or marriage you should never be ashamed of being with that person. Your love toy should be someone you would stand beside without worry. This doesn't mean you have to post your business on the Internet, make blogs about it, or yell it at the top of the rooftops. Love is love baby, but in two weeks when it sours and a new one enters it may make for more interesting reading.
E~ Enjoy
Rule number nine is “If it's not fun, don't do it!” in the Tiger RoxXx book of respect! When it stops being enjoyable a decision of self-respect needs to be made. It is no good to you or them if you have worked on it, it failed, and you keep trying to resuscitate. Just let it go.
S~ Safety
OK, I am gonna just say it. Use protection. Respect your body enough to keep it safe and disease free. Always! Don't make excuses to yourself, or take excuses from someone else. That moment in time is nothing compared to what could happen to your body for an eternity!
P~ Picky
Choose who you get involved with wisely. This is a lesson everyone should learn. Biologically humans are programmed to attach to people they have sex with. The more intimate you are the more attached you become. Respect yourself enough to not allow an attachment with someone you are not compatible with, much less someone you can't stand to have a meal with.
E~ Entertaining
I like milk, do you? There must be more than the fact you both breathe and eat in common to make a respectful bond. I mean some times a good ole roll in the hay is awesome, but at some point you may want to actually talk. This will be impossible with no mutual interest points. Having no real commonalities means one talks and one pretends to listen. This is not a conversation.
C~ Compassion
Sex is sex, that is true... but even the most tawdry encounters should have a little give and take. Sharing is caring doll, so be sure that you respect the coupling with mutual reciprocation. If you can't treat that person the way you want them to treat you, then you are cheating yourself.
T~ Time
“I just want your extra time and your... KISS”. Serious, Fling, or in between your plaything should make a little time for you. It needs to be a mutual agreement how much, when, and where. If they can't respect your reasonable needs of interaction then they don't respect you at all. Period! You both have to be willing to invest a little to get your returns.
So loves, this is the tip of the R~E~S~P~E~C~T iceberg. Keep these things in mind when you are mating. Just remember~ what you do with your body, mind, and life is your choice... and ultimately your responsibility. Why waste it? Respect yourself enough to do what you want and need!
Meow Baby,
Tiger RoxXx
Follow me : www.twitter.com/tigerroxxx
Well hello there my little love kittens! It's your happy go lucky tiger here with an article all about the R~E~S~P~E~C~T! Find out what it means to me! You know it's what you want, so baby you better have it. Well, that was fun- but seriously dolls, let's talk about having a little respect.
There are so many different levels to this topic that I may need to write a series. I'll hit the main floor running and then see where this leads us, K? So my bitty love birds, let's get out our lil' black book of values and see where you might fall short.
R~ Representation
Whether tryst or marriage you should never be ashamed of being with that person. Your love toy should be someone you would stand beside without worry. This doesn't mean you have to post your business on the Internet, make blogs about it, or yell it at the top of the rooftops. Love is love baby, but in two weeks when it sours and a new one enters it may make for more interesting reading.
E~ Enjoy
Rule number nine is “If it's not fun, don't do it!” in the Tiger RoxXx book of respect! When it stops being enjoyable a decision of self-respect needs to be made. It is no good to you or them if you have worked on it, it failed, and you keep trying to resuscitate. Just let it go.
S~ Safety
OK, I am gonna just say it. Use protection. Respect your body enough to keep it safe and disease free. Always! Don't make excuses to yourself, or take excuses from someone else. That moment in time is nothing compared to what could happen to your body for an eternity!
P~ Picky
Choose who you get involved with wisely. This is a lesson everyone should learn. Biologically humans are programmed to attach to people they have sex with. The more intimate you are the more attached you become. Respect yourself enough to not allow an attachment with someone you are not compatible with, much less someone you can't stand to have a meal with.
E~ Entertaining
I like milk, do you? There must be more than the fact you both breathe and eat in common to make a respectful bond. I mean some times a good ole roll in the hay is awesome, but at some point you may want to actually talk. This will be impossible with no mutual interest points. Having no real commonalities means one talks and one pretends to listen. This is not a conversation.
C~ Compassion
Sex is sex, that is true... but even the most tawdry encounters should have a little give and take. Sharing is caring doll, so be sure that you respect the coupling with mutual reciprocation. If you can't treat that person the way you want them to treat you, then you are cheating yourself.
T~ Time
“I just want your extra time and your... KISS”. Serious, Fling, or in between your plaything should make a little time for you. It needs to be a mutual agreement how much, when, and where. If they can't respect your reasonable needs of interaction then they don't respect you at all. Period! You both have to be willing to invest a little to get your returns.
So loves, this is the tip of the R~E~S~P~E~C~T iceberg. Keep these things in mind when you are mating. Just remember~ what you do with your body, mind, and life is your choice... and ultimately your responsibility. Why waste it? Respect yourself enough to do what you want and need!
Meow Baby,
Tiger RoxXx
Follow me : www.twitter.com/tigerroxxx
How to date a psychopath
How to date a psychopath... by Tiger RoxXx
Hello there my bonny beauties. It's your lascivious love here with some wise words of wisdom. Now some of you are obviously hell-bent on going down the road to crazieville, bags packed and with a lunch. So as I always say, if you are going to do something you should do it right! Here is Tiger RoxXx's guide to dating a psychopath.
First you have to find the right psycho for your needs. I would suggest a little investigation. Does said prospect have many ex girlfriends that he can't/won't talk to? Babies Mama's filled with drama and past playthings with problems? GREAT! Your potential doll is more than likely the root of the issue, so that is one sure psycho sign. Also look for signals that someone just left this berserker's bed. Serial Psycho's are never alone too long. Of course, you can check for a criminal record, but more than likely they will try to keep that clean. So now you have found this screwball what should you do next?
Well, the next step is to say goodbye to all your friends. You see in order to keep your new love happy it has to be you and them. ONLY! If you can't accomplish your friend removal alone I am sure your new babe will get to it for you. Alienating your friends, talking bad about them to you, making you believe your mates are all against against you are only a few ways that lovie will help you out.
Once all your friends are gone then it leaves time for you to spend every waking hour with your fresh love. Continually answering the non-stop calls, staying in touch repeatedly during your day, and being at a beckoning call are just some of the joys you can look forward to. This gears you up for all the wonderful arguments you get to have later when you are busy and gets you used to having controlling input in your life... forever!
I love you! Really, I do. Oh, how quickly you can fall in love with your brainsick mate. The average psycho is capable of love with in days if not hours. They will tell you, too. Of course be aware that they were completely mislead with the last 20 girls they fell in love at first site. Those girls are total hoes who tricked him into saying something he didn't mean... much less he didn't know what love was until he met you.
It would be extremely helpful for you to make a schedule of your entire days where abouts, so it is easier for him to keep track of you. Better yet, just blow off everything you thought was important in life. What could be more awe striking than sitting mindlessly while watching your sweetie taking care of his business while your to do list piles high? I mean you have SO much in common, right? Well, now you do because you should change all your values, hopes, dreams, beliefs, and life plans to match his. If you love him then it's totally worth giving up your future, right? SO get on track with his plan.
Now that you have the basics in place it's time to talk wardrobe. You certainly should stop dressing so risqué, but be sure you always look your best. That leaves out cleavage, tight pants, short skirts, fitted clothes, and basically anything cool. You can also get rid of your sweat pants, comfy sleep clothes, and anything that would be nice to lay around the house in. Just to be safe, why don't you let your amazing new guy choose your outfits for you. I mean, he know best what you like to wear anyway, since you have changed everything to fit his taste. The money you could make at a yard sale from your discards would be amazing, if only he wanted you to have a yard sale, but that is probably to much focus on your needs.
The last thing you have to remember is his needs always come first. So turn that frown upside down and listen to everything horrible that has, is, and will happen to him. Remember, as a psycho there will be a lot! There is no time for ANY of your petty drama, so just keep it to yourself. Otherwise you might get caught in a misery show down to see who has the worst problems AND you surely know as a psycho he always has to be right and win.
I could discuss how to act appropriately in regards to money, how he feels about the idea that you actually had previous boyfriends, the way you carry yourself in public, choosing a restaurant, taste in music, or so many of the other ways to give up any shed of who you are or ever will be, but I think this is enough to work with for now. So whether you realized you were taking a trip on the crazy train or not, are in denial, or purposeful choose to abuse yourself with horrible a relationship I hope these tips help you out. I just wanted to give you some perspective.
Meow Baby,
Tiger RoxXx
PS Tiger RoxXx does not condone or believe in allowing any of the above behavior. Please seek help and get out if you are truly being oppressed.,
Hello there my bonny beauties. It's your lascivious love here with some wise words of wisdom. Now some of you are obviously hell-bent on going down the road to crazieville, bags packed and with a lunch. So as I always say, if you are going to do something you should do it right! Here is Tiger RoxXx's guide to dating a psychopath.
First you have to find the right psycho for your needs. I would suggest a little investigation. Does said prospect have many ex girlfriends that he can't/won't talk to? Babies Mama's filled with drama and past playthings with problems? GREAT! Your potential doll is more than likely the root of the issue, so that is one sure psycho sign. Also look for signals that someone just left this berserker's bed. Serial Psycho's are never alone too long. Of course, you can check for a criminal record, but more than likely they will try to keep that clean. So now you have found this screwball what should you do next?
Well, the next step is to say goodbye to all your friends. You see in order to keep your new love happy it has to be you and them. ONLY! If you can't accomplish your friend removal alone I am sure your new babe will get to it for you. Alienating your friends, talking bad about them to you, making you believe your mates are all against against you are only a few ways that lovie will help you out.
Once all your friends are gone then it leaves time for you to spend every waking hour with your fresh love. Continually answering the non-stop calls, staying in touch repeatedly during your day, and being at a beckoning call are just some of the joys you can look forward to. This gears you up for all the wonderful arguments you get to have later when you are busy and gets you used to having controlling input in your life... forever!
I love you! Really, I do. Oh, how quickly you can fall in love with your brainsick mate. The average psycho is capable of love with in days if not hours. They will tell you, too. Of course be aware that they were completely mislead with the last 20 girls they fell in love at first site. Those girls are total hoes who tricked him into saying something he didn't mean... much less he didn't know what love was until he met you.
It would be extremely helpful for you to make a schedule of your entire days where abouts, so it is easier for him to keep track of you. Better yet, just blow off everything you thought was important in life. What could be more awe striking than sitting mindlessly while watching your sweetie taking care of his business while your to do list piles high? I mean you have SO much in common, right? Well, now you do because you should change all your values, hopes, dreams, beliefs, and life plans to match his. If you love him then it's totally worth giving up your future, right? SO get on track with his plan.
Now that you have the basics in place it's time to talk wardrobe. You certainly should stop dressing so risqué, but be sure you always look your best. That leaves out cleavage, tight pants, short skirts, fitted clothes, and basically anything cool. You can also get rid of your sweat pants, comfy sleep clothes, and anything that would be nice to lay around the house in. Just to be safe, why don't you let your amazing new guy choose your outfits for you. I mean, he know best what you like to wear anyway, since you have changed everything to fit his taste. The money you could make at a yard sale from your discards would be amazing, if only he wanted you to have a yard sale, but that is probably to much focus on your needs.
The last thing you have to remember is his needs always come first. So turn that frown upside down and listen to everything horrible that has, is, and will happen to him. Remember, as a psycho there will be a lot! There is no time for ANY of your petty drama, so just keep it to yourself. Otherwise you might get caught in a misery show down to see who has the worst problems AND you surely know as a psycho he always has to be right and win.
I could discuss how to act appropriately in regards to money, how he feels about the idea that you actually had previous boyfriends, the way you carry yourself in public, choosing a restaurant, taste in music, or so many of the other ways to give up any shed of who you are or ever will be, but I think this is enough to work with for now. So whether you realized you were taking a trip on the crazy train or not, are in denial, or purposeful choose to abuse yourself with horrible a relationship I hope these tips help you out. I just wanted to give you some perspective.
Meow Baby,
Tiger RoxXx
PS Tiger RoxXx does not condone or believe in allowing any of the above behavior. Please seek help and get out if you are truly being oppressed.,
Sunday, May 10, 2009
Get Over It
Get over it… by Tiger RoxXx
Hi there my delicate little tasty treats. It’s Tiger RoxXx, your luscious hungry kitten, here to talk about getting over it! We all have wanted to say it, we have all tried to do it, and we all would love to know the secret solution to drink to make it happen… but it’s just not that easy! So you had that fling that turned into a thing, huh? AND now your tasty little morsel soured right in your mouth leaving you wanting more? Don’t worry- it happens, it’s what you do at this point that matters.
I thought I would give you five starter steps to expel that vile taste from your mouth for good! I know, I know, it’s a little salty and somewhat slimy, and nobody likes it for sure. But once you get rid of it then you can start looking for something more pleasing to your appetite.
Tasty Tip #1 Don’t Doubletake. Whether it’s your decision to leave, their decision to call it quits, or how the whole thing went down… just stop. Trying to go back and fix things, in your head or in real life, bogs you down and is sour grapes! Move only forward, never move back. You can’t fix something you don’t have all the pieces to.
Tasty Tip #2 Be a Hater. Yeppers, I said it. Feel your pain, know it, live it… then get over it. But if you pretend like you were never hurt you will hold pain forever. Chew it up, spit it out, and take a bite of something else. It’s for your good and everyone’s involved. Did you get screwed over? be MAD! You have a right, then it’s up to you to move on. No one can fix it for you.
Tasty Tip #3 Stay Away. Even the best of breakups need some down time. If you try to ‘stay friends’ then you will re-live the moment of the break up over and over. If that truly is your goal, and who are you kidding- it’s not, then a few weeks apart will do wonders. Otherwise, just stay away completely. No midnight texts, no biting emails, no sappy sorries, just NO!
Tasty Tip #4 Get a Support Group. Make a gravy train of folks you can call when you want to pick up the phone to your tart. Have group date night where no one brings their squeeze and everyone is stag. Get involved with your friends and allow them to be involved with you. There is safety in numbers.
Tasty Tip #5 Get Over It! Then just do it. Allow yourself to be happy, move on, and celebrate YOU! You so very much deserve all you want in life, and you should recognize that fact. Love yourself… yes, like that… and every other way too! Give yourself the gift of letting go of something that damaged you.
So my little cupcakes, those are the beginnings to getting over it. Do it, I dare you. That will allow for so much more fun in the future, and who knows what that will bring! We all want a lil’ fun, right?
Meow Baby,
Tiger RoxXx
PS Check my new website www.meowbabe.com
Hi there my delicate little tasty treats. It’s Tiger RoxXx, your luscious hungry kitten, here to talk about getting over it! We all have wanted to say it, we have all tried to do it, and we all would love to know the secret solution to drink to make it happen… but it’s just not that easy! So you had that fling that turned into a thing, huh? AND now your tasty little morsel soured right in your mouth leaving you wanting more? Don’t worry- it happens, it’s what you do at this point that matters.
I thought I would give you five starter steps to expel that vile taste from your mouth for good! I know, I know, it’s a little salty and somewhat slimy, and nobody likes it for sure. But once you get rid of it then you can start looking for something more pleasing to your appetite.
Tasty Tip #1 Don’t Doubletake. Whether it’s your decision to leave, their decision to call it quits, or how the whole thing went down… just stop. Trying to go back and fix things, in your head or in real life, bogs you down and is sour grapes! Move only forward, never move back. You can’t fix something you don’t have all the pieces to.
Tasty Tip #2 Be a Hater. Yeppers, I said it. Feel your pain, know it, live it… then get over it. But if you pretend like you were never hurt you will hold pain forever. Chew it up, spit it out, and take a bite of something else. It’s for your good and everyone’s involved. Did you get screwed over? be MAD! You have a right, then it’s up to you to move on. No one can fix it for you.
Tasty Tip #3 Stay Away. Even the best of breakups need some down time. If you try to ‘stay friends’ then you will re-live the moment of the break up over and over. If that truly is your goal, and who are you kidding- it’s not, then a few weeks apart will do wonders. Otherwise, just stay away completely. No midnight texts, no biting emails, no sappy sorries, just NO!
Tasty Tip #4 Get a Support Group. Make a gravy train of folks you can call when you want to pick up the phone to your tart. Have group date night where no one brings their squeeze and everyone is stag. Get involved with your friends and allow them to be involved with you. There is safety in numbers.
Tasty Tip #5 Get Over It! Then just do it. Allow yourself to be happy, move on, and celebrate YOU! You so very much deserve all you want in life, and you should recognize that fact. Love yourself… yes, like that… and every other way too! Give yourself the gift of letting go of something that damaged you.
So my little cupcakes, those are the beginnings to getting over it. Do it, I dare you. That will allow for so much more fun in the future, and who knows what that will bring! We all want a lil’ fun, right?
Meow Baby,
Tiger RoxXx
PS Check my new website www.meowbabe.com
Friday, April 10, 2009
Relationship 101
Relationship 101 by Tiger RoxXx
Well hello there my lovely spring flowers! It's your favorite smitten kitten on a mission to ensure your spring showers turn into some summer lovin'!
So you had that little itch that you were looking for someone to scratch... and maybe you found a suitable set of hands that felt just right in those special spots. How are you going to make sure that things don't go south and you end up with the hives? That's what I'm here for- a lil relationship 101.
Every good relationship needs some foundation laid as it's built. So before you start trying to reap what you sow make sure you know what to plant. These are Tiger RoxXx's tips to building a great relationship.
Make sure you can dig it. You have to be compatible- it's just that simple. No matter how good your first few encounters were if you have nothing in common, your beliefs/goals differ, or you are both from different planets then just STOP. OK? Seriously, no use in trying to force a square peg in a round hole, that kind of pain is not the good kind.
It's black and white. Make sure you are crystal clear on where you are coming from. Whether it's a roll in the hay or ...gulp... marriage let the object of your desire know it. Don't haze things over, especially your intentions.
Monopolizing is for business. You have to be able to share time with friends, family, and everyone else. Nothing that burns in a relationship is good... except for a hunk a hunk of burning love, I guess... so spending to much time together is sure to burn you both out. Keep your home fires lit with out burning down the house with a little time apart.
Honesty is the best policy. Make sure you are true to you and your plaything when discussing feelings. Something that 'fits just right' may be too tight tomorrow. Give it a little time before professing true love. It's easy to confuse lust with love, and you may tire of it all before it can get to the love connection.
Give it and take it, baby. In order for any relationship to work you have to have compromise. Be willing to give what you expect to get... in all area's. Double standards are the worst when dealing with someone in close proximity. It's the fastest way to build animosity and a failing future.
So my passion flowers, these are the first few steps to growing roots in romance. Happy planting and don't forget you have to get wet in order to prosper.
Meow Baby,
Tiger RoxXx
PS You should totally check out my Website www.meowbabe.com!
Well hello there my lovely spring flowers! It's your favorite smitten kitten on a mission to ensure your spring showers turn into some summer lovin'!
So you had that little itch that you were looking for someone to scratch... and maybe you found a suitable set of hands that felt just right in those special spots. How are you going to make sure that things don't go south and you end up with the hives? That's what I'm here for- a lil relationship 101.
Every good relationship needs some foundation laid as it's built. So before you start trying to reap what you sow make sure you know what to plant. These are Tiger RoxXx's tips to building a great relationship.
Make sure you can dig it. You have to be compatible- it's just that simple. No matter how good your first few encounters were if you have nothing in common, your beliefs/goals differ, or you are both from different planets then just STOP. OK? Seriously, no use in trying to force a square peg in a round hole, that kind of pain is not the good kind.
It's black and white. Make sure you are crystal clear on where you are coming from. Whether it's a roll in the hay or ...gulp... marriage let the object of your desire know it. Don't haze things over, especially your intentions.
Monopolizing is for business. You have to be able to share time with friends, family, and everyone else. Nothing that burns in a relationship is good... except for a hunk a hunk of burning love, I guess... so spending to much time together is sure to burn you both out. Keep your home fires lit with out burning down the house with a little time apart.
Honesty is the best policy. Make sure you are true to you and your plaything when discussing feelings. Something that 'fits just right' may be too tight tomorrow. Give it a little time before professing true love. It's easy to confuse lust with love, and you may tire of it all before it can get to the love connection.
Give it and take it, baby. In order for any relationship to work you have to have compromise. Be willing to give what you expect to get... in all area's. Double standards are the worst when dealing with someone in close proximity. It's the fastest way to build animosity and a failing future.
So my passion flowers, these are the first few steps to growing roots in romance. Happy planting and don't forget you have to get wet in order to prosper.
Meow Baby,
Tiger RoxXx
PS You should totally check out my Website www.meowbabe.com!
Tuesday, March 17, 2009
9 Tips to Internet Dating
Hi there guys and dolls, we thought that we might give you a few pointers on how to make the best most worthwhile use out of the your internet dating experience. Are you new to the internet dating scene, have had trouble connecting, or just want to see where you rank in internet dating experiences? This guide will put you into the right direction.
Tip #1. Write down ten things that you are looking for in your internet dating search. Be specific; what type of person, what outcome, what experiences are you seeking. That will allow you to draw yourself towards the right person and stop wasting valuable time on people who don’t match your goals.
Tip #2. Get great photos. An enduring photo that shows who you really are makes all the difference when approaching someone new. We are visual creatures and playing to that is only to your advantage. In the internet dating world your profile and photo are your first contact with someone.
Tip #3. Make a good profile that describes you. Be sure that a prospective mate can get a clear idea of who they are dealing with. Having essays, messages, and notes that allow for more intimate details about you personally is a great way to get a conversation flowing.
Tip #4. Avoid seeming 'just like everyone else', by not using lines or cliché style wording. First impressions are important, so if you have text that turns someone off or seems cookie cutter then you won’t get far.
Tip #5. Take time to answer questionnaires truthfully; write descriptive essays; show who you really are and be honest. The more sincere and real you seem the more receptive people will be. Internet daters want to feel safe and confident with who they are dealing with, make your true self come through.
Tip #6. Look around. Make lots of contacts, the more people you search through the better your matches will be. Once you have browsed focus your activity to a handful of profiles and work them until success or an end it met.
Tip #7. Compose a short, personalized email. Be sure to mention one thing that caught your eye about the person, add something you have in common. This will allow for a response from them and second contact where you can mention something you'd like to talk about based on what he or she wrote; reply to each email you receive honestly, individually, and with interest; spell check. Don't use pick up lines as an opening line, be sincere. First impressions are crucial here.
Tip #8. Putting yourself out there can be hard work, be sure to have confidence. People sense hesitation, be forthright and focused. Determine the proper time to ask for a live meeting, and just do it.
Tip #9. Stay in touch. Be active in your internet dating usage. You must be vested in order to get a good return. This experience will be what you make it.
So there are the nine tips that we have to help enhance your internet dating experience at ClassyArrangements.com. Let’s hear what you have to say in our forums on this topic and good hunting.
Thanks,
Tiger RoxXx & The Classy Team
Tip #1. Write down ten things that you are looking for in your internet dating search. Be specific; what type of person, what outcome, what experiences are you seeking. That will allow you to draw yourself towards the right person and stop wasting valuable time on people who don’t match your goals.
Tip #2. Get great photos. An enduring photo that shows who you really are makes all the difference when approaching someone new. We are visual creatures and playing to that is only to your advantage. In the internet dating world your profile and photo are your first contact with someone.
Tip #3. Make a good profile that describes you. Be sure that a prospective mate can get a clear idea of who they are dealing with. Having essays, messages, and notes that allow for more intimate details about you personally is a great way to get a conversation flowing.
Tip #4. Avoid seeming 'just like everyone else', by not using lines or cliché style wording. First impressions are important, so if you have text that turns someone off or seems cookie cutter then you won’t get far.
Tip #5. Take time to answer questionnaires truthfully; write descriptive essays; show who you really are and be honest. The more sincere and real you seem the more receptive people will be. Internet daters want to feel safe and confident with who they are dealing with, make your true self come through.
Tip #6. Look around. Make lots of contacts, the more people you search through the better your matches will be. Once you have browsed focus your activity to a handful of profiles and work them until success or an end it met.
Tip #7. Compose a short, personalized email. Be sure to mention one thing that caught your eye about the person, add something you have in common. This will allow for a response from them and second contact where you can mention something you'd like to talk about based on what he or she wrote; reply to each email you receive honestly, individually, and with interest; spell check. Don't use pick up lines as an opening line, be sincere. First impressions are crucial here.
Tip #8. Putting yourself out there can be hard work, be sure to have confidence. People sense hesitation, be forthright and focused. Determine the proper time to ask for a live meeting, and just do it.
Tip #9. Stay in touch. Be active in your internet dating usage. You must be vested in order to get a good return. This experience will be what you make it.
So there are the nine tips that we have to help enhance your internet dating experience at ClassyArrangements.com. Let’s hear what you have to say in our forums on this topic and good hunting.
Thanks,
Tiger RoxXx & The Classy Team
Tuesday, March 10, 2009
5 drunken do's and don'ts
5 drunken do's and don'ts…. by Tiger RoxXx
Sexy salutations my seductive sweets! To honor my inebriated Irish ancestors I thought this month's tribute could help us all out with five little drunken do's and don'ts. Of course, what you do with your sober time is just as important, but in a month of green beer and pub parties it is highly likely that a greater part of your March will be spent under the influence. So as a girl who likes to work the tools that are put in front of her, I thought we could all have a smashed time together. So hold on to your cookies, kittens, this may be a bumpy lil' ride.
Drunken do and don't Number 1. DO make sure that you have plenty of drinking partners. Whether it is a house party, a pub crawl, or a night at the club your motto should be 'the more the merrier'. Passing rounds all around make a happy drunken mob. Definitely DON'T drink alone. This is a bad sign of serious social decline. Unless it is a quick pregame drink before meeting the gang it is a sure sign that you are destined for something sad if you spend night after night in the tank alone.
Drunken do and don't Number 2. DO party like a Rockstar. If you are going to do it, do it right. Own your party time, you deserve it. DON'T have drama or let anyone else's drama interfere with your fun time. Kick all idiot's to the curb, leave all dumb acting fools at the door, and walk away from the suckers who are ready to make you loose your buzz with their negativity. If you are that person, go home- stop ruining our night.
Drunken do and don't Number 3. DO have all the fun you can stand but DON'T have random hook-ups. We have talked about this People, these hook-ups never work out. They might be fun for a minute, a very brief awkward minute, but once everyone sobers up and can see clearer the only thing left between the two of you is regrets. You are surely to run into the person connected to the naughty parts you were attracted to at a later date and they might not be so appealing. They probably also have a mouth, which may use words that can cause you various future issues as well.
Drunken do and don't Number 4. DO the whole party experience. It's a time honored tradition to pregame, party, after party, and breakfast. It's a marathon, loves, start training now! Sometimes the order of it changes, or the places, but you better get ready to take it all, baby. DON'T go home with strangers to strange places, you are drunk, remember? You can't make good judgments. Have your sober buddy decide where you should go. If you don't have a sober buddy, then just don't.
Drunken do and don't Number 5. DO have a plan. Know your limits! Make sure you are with in them; this is a lot of drinking, so make sure you pace yourself. There is always one person who is way too drunk way too early. DON'T make me take pictures of you asleep in the corner of some club somewhere and post them on the internet, because I will. DO Watch how you mix your types of alcohol. If you wimp out and find yourself having to vomit half way through the night DON'T vomit in front of strangers, much less on them. DON'T kiss your boy or girl with puke breathe after you just upchucked, no matter how funny it is when you are drunk.
So my drunken darlings, these are just the broad strokes on the drunken do's and don'ts… hope you have a smashingly great St. Patty's day! I DO hope to see you out there in a safe fun drunken way.
Meow Baby,
Tiger RoxXx
Sexy salutations my seductive sweets! To honor my inebriated Irish ancestors I thought this month's tribute could help us all out with five little drunken do's and don'ts. Of course, what you do with your sober time is just as important, but in a month of green beer and pub parties it is highly likely that a greater part of your March will be spent under the influence. So as a girl who likes to work the tools that are put in front of her, I thought we could all have a smashed time together. So hold on to your cookies, kittens, this may be a bumpy lil' ride.
Drunken do and don't Number 1. DO make sure that you have plenty of drinking partners. Whether it is a house party, a pub crawl, or a night at the club your motto should be 'the more the merrier'. Passing rounds all around make a happy drunken mob. Definitely DON'T drink alone. This is a bad sign of serious social decline. Unless it is a quick pregame drink before meeting the gang it is a sure sign that you are destined for something sad if you spend night after night in the tank alone.
Drunken do and don't Number 2. DO party like a Rockstar. If you are going to do it, do it right. Own your party time, you deserve it. DON'T have drama or let anyone else's drama interfere with your fun time. Kick all idiot's to the curb, leave all dumb acting fools at the door, and walk away from the suckers who are ready to make you loose your buzz with their negativity. If you are that person, go home- stop ruining our night.
Drunken do and don't Number 3. DO have all the fun you can stand but DON'T have random hook-ups. We have talked about this People, these hook-ups never work out. They might be fun for a minute, a very brief awkward minute, but once everyone sobers up and can see clearer the only thing left between the two of you is regrets. You are surely to run into the person connected to the naughty parts you were attracted to at a later date and they might not be so appealing. They probably also have a mouth, which may use words that can cause you various future issues as well.
Drunken do and don't Number 4. DO the whole party experience. It's a time honored tradition to pregame, party, after party, and breakfast. It's a marathon, loves, start training now! Sometimes the order of it changes, or the places, but you better get ready to take it all, baby. DON'T go home with strangers to strange places, you are drunk, remember? You can't make good judgments. Have your sober buddy decide where you should go. If you don't have a sober buddy, then just don't.
Drunken do and don't Number 5. DO have a plan. Know your limits! Make sure you are with in them; this is a lot of drinking, so make sure you pace yourself. There is always one person who is way too drunk way too early. DON'T make me take pictures of you asleep in the corner of some club somewhere and post them on the internet, because I will. DO Watch how you mix your types of alcohol. If you wimp out and find yourself having to vomit half way through the night DON'T vomit in front of strangers, much less on them. DON'T kiss your boy or girl with puke breathe after you just upchucked, no matter how funny it is when you are drunk.
So my drunken darlings, these are just the broad strokes on the drunken do's and don'ts… hope you have a smashingly great St. Patty's day! I DO hope to see you out there in a safe fun drunken way.
Meow Baby,
Tiger RoxXx
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