How to date a psychopath... by Tiger RoxXx
Hello there my bonny beauties. It's your lascivious love here with some wise words of wisdom. Now some of you are obviously hell-bent on going down the road to crazieville, bags packed and with a lunch. So as I always say, if you are going to do something you should do it right! Here is Tiger RoxXx's guide to dating a psychopath.
First you have to find the right psycho for your needs. I would suggest a little investigation. Does said prospect have many ex girlfriends that he can't/won't talk to? Babies Mama's filled with drama and past playthings with problems? GREAT! Your potential doll is more than likely the root of the issue, so that is one sure psycho sign. Also look for signals that someone just left this berserker's bed. Serial Psycho's are never alone too long. Of course, you can check for a criminal record, but more than likely they will try to keep that clean. So now you have found this screwball what should you do next?
Well, the next step is to say goodbye to all your friends. You see in order to keep your new love happy it has to be you and them. ONLY! If you can't accomplish your friend removal alone I am sure your new babe will get to it for you. Alienating your friends, talking bad about them to you, making you believe your mates are all against against you are only a few ways that lovie will help you out.
Once all your friends are gone then it leaves time for you to spend every waking hour with your fresh love. Continually answering the non-stop calls, staying in touch repeatedly during your day, and being at a beckoning call are just some of the joys you can look forward to. This gears you up for all the wonderful arguments you get to have later when you are busy and gets you used to having controlling input in your life... forever!
I love you! Really, I do. Oh, how quickly you can fall in love with your brainsick mate. The average psycho is capable of love with in days if not hours. They will tell you, too. Of course be aware that they were completely mislead with the last 20 girls they fell in love at first site. Those girls are total hoes who tricked him into saying something he didn't mean... much less he didn't know what love was until he met you.
It would be extremely helpful for you to make a schedule of your entire days where abouts, so it is easier for him to keep track of you. Better yet, just blow off everything you thought was important in life. What could be more awe striking than sitting mindlessly while watching your sweetie taking care of his business while your to do list piles high? I mean you have SO much in common, right? Well, now you do because you should change all your values, hopes, dreams, beliefs, and life plans to match his. If you love him then it's totally worth giving up your future, right? SO get on track with his plan.
Now that you have the basics in place it's time to talk wardrobe. You certainly should stop dressing so risqué, but be sure you always look your best. That leaves out cleavage, tight pants, short skirts, fitted clothes, and basically anything cool. You can also get rid of your sweat pants, comfy sleep clothes, and anything that would be nice to lay around the house in. Just to be safe, why don't you let your amazing new guy choose your outfits for you. I mean, he know best what you like to wear anyway, since you have changed everything to fit his taste. The money you could make at a yard sale from your discards would be amazing, if only he wanted you to have a yard sale, but that is probably to much focus on your needs.
The last thing you have to remember is his needs always come first. So turn that frown upside down and listen to everything horrible that has, is, and will happen to him. Remember, as a psycho there will be a lot! There is no time for ANY of your petty drama, so just keep it to yourself. Otherwise you might get caught in a misery show down to see who has the worst problems AND you surely know as a psycho he always has to be right and win.
I could discuss how to act appropriately in regards to money, how he feels about the idea that you actually had previous boyfriends, the way you carry yourself in public, choosing a restaurant, taste in music, or so many of the other ways to give up any shed of who you are or ever will be, but I think this is enough to work with for now. So whether you realized you were taking a trip on the crazy train or not, are in denial, or purposeful choose to abuse yourself with horrible a relationship I hope these tips help you out. I just wanted to give you some perspective.
Meow Baby,
Tiger RoxXx
PS Tiger RoxXx does not condone or believe in allowing any of the above behavior. Please seek help and get out if you are truly being oppressed.,
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Saturday, August 8, 2009
Sunday, May 10, 2009
Get Over It
Get over it… by Tiger RoxXx
Hi there my delicate little tasty treats. It’s Tiger RoxXx, your luscious hungry kitten, here to talk about getting over it! We all have wanted to say it, we have all tried to do it, and we all would love to know the secret solution to drink to make it happen… but it’s just not that easy! So you had that fling that turned into a thing, huh? AND now your tasty little morsel soured right in your mouth leaving you wanting more? Don’t worry- it happens, it’s what you do at this point that matters.
I thought I would give you five starter steps to expel that vile taste from your mouth for good! I know, I know, it’s a little salty and somewhat slimy, and nobody likes it for sure. But once you get rid of it then you can start looking for something more pleasing to your appetite.
Tasty Tip #1 Don’t Doubletake. Whether it’s your decision to leave, their decision to call it quits, or how the whole thing went down… just stop. Trying to go back and fix things, in your head or in real life, bogs you down and is sour grapes! Move only forward, never move back. You can’t fix something you don’t have all the pieces to.
Tasty Tip #2 Be a Hater. Yeppers, I said it. Feel your pain, know it, live it… then get over it. But if you pretend like you were never hurt you will hold pain forever. Chew it up, spit it out, and take a bite of something else. It’s for your good and everyone’s involved. Did you get screwed over? be MAD! You have a right, then it’s up to you to move on. No one can fix it for you.
Tasty Tip #3 Stay Away. Even the best of breakups need some down time. If you try to ‘stay friends’ then you will re-live the moment of the break up over and over. If that truly is your goal, and who are you kidding- it’s not, then a few weeks apart will do wonders. Otherwise, just stay away completely. No midnight texts, no biting emails, no sappy sorries, just NO!
Tasty Tip #4 Get a Support Group. Make a gravy train of folks you can call when you want to pick up the phone to your tart. Have group date night where no one brings their squeeze and everyone is stag. Get involved with your friends and allow them to be involved with you. There is safety in numbers.
Tasty Tip #5 Get Over It! Then just do it. Allow yourself to be happy, move on, and celebrate YOU! You so very much deserve all you want in life, and you should recognize that fact. Love yourself… yes, like that… and every other way too! Give yourself the gift of letting go of something that damaged you.
So my little cupcakes, those are the beginnings to getting over it. Do it, I dare you. That will allow for so much more fun in the future, and who knows what that will bring! We all want a lil’ fun, right?
Meow Baby,
Tiger RoxXx
PS Check my new website www.meowbabe.com
Hi there my delicate little tasty treats. It’s Tiger RoxXx, your luscious hungry kitten, here to talk about getting over it! We all have wanted to say it, we have all tried to do it, and we all would love to know the secret solution to drink to make it happen… but it’s just not that easy! So you had that fling that turned into a thing, huh? AND now your tasty little morsel soured right in your mouth leaving you wanting more? Don’t worry- it happens, it’s what you do at this point that matters.
I thought I would give you five starter steps to expel that vile taste from your mouth for good! I know, I know, it’s a little salty and somewhat slimy, and nobody likes it for sure. But once you get rid of it then you can start looking for something more pleasing to your appetite.
Tasty Tip #1 Don’t Doubletake. Whether it’s your decision to leave, their decision to call it quits, or how the whole thing went down… just stop. Trying to go back and fix things, in your head or in real life, bogs you down and is sour grapes! Move only forward, never move back. You can’t fix something you don’t have all the pieces to.
Tasty Tip #2 Be a Hater. Yeppers, I said it. Feel your pain, know it, live it… then get over it. But if you pretend like you were never hurt you will hold pain forever. Chew it up, spit it out, and take a bite of something else. It’s for your good and everyone’s involved. Did you get screwed over? be MAD! You have a right, then it’s up to you to move on. No one can fix it for you.
Tasty Tip #3 Stay Away. Even the best of breakups need some down time. If you try to ‘stay friends’ then you will re-live the moment of the break up over and over. If that truly is your goal, and who are you kidding- it’s not, then a few weeks apart will do wonders. Otherwise, just stay away completely. No midnight texts, no biting emails, no sappy sorries, just NO!
Tasty Tip #4 Get a Support Group. Make a gravy train of folks you can call when you want to pick up the phone to your tart. Have group date night where no one brings their squeeze and everyone is stag. Get involved with your friends and allow them to be involved with you. There is safety in numbers.
Tasty Tip #5 Get Over It! Then just do it. Allow yourself to be happy, move on, and celebrate YOU! You so very much deserve all you want in life, and you should recognize that fact. Love yourself… yes, like that… and every other way too! Give yourself the gift of letting go of something that damaged you.
So my little cupcakes, those are the beginnings to getting over it. Do it, I dare you. That will allow for so much more fun in the future, and who knows what that will bring! We all want a lil’ fun, right?
Meow Baby,
Tiger RoxXx
PS Check my new website www.meowbabe.com
Tuesday, March 17, 2009
9 Tips to Internet Dating
Hi there guys and dolls, we thought that we might give you a few pointers on how to make the best most worthwhile use out of the your internet dating experience. Are you new to the internet dating scene, have had trouble connecting, or just want to see where you rank in internet dating experiences? This guide will put you into the right direction.
Tip #1. Write down ten things that you are looking for in your internet dating search. Be specific; what type of person, what outcome, what experiences are you seeking. That will allow you to draw yourself towards the right person and stop wasting valuable time on people who don’t match your goals.
Tip #2. Get great photos. An enduring photo that shows who you really are makes all the difference when approaching someone new. We are visual creatures and playing to that is only to your advantage. In the internet dating world your profile and photo are your first contact with someone.
Tip #3. Make a good profile that describes you. Be sure that a prospective mate can get a clear idea of who they are dealing with. Having essays, messages, and notes that allow for more intimate details about you personally is a great way to get a conversation flowing.
Tip #4. Avoid seeming 'just like everyone else', by not using lines or cliché style wording. First impressions are important, so if you have text that turns someone off or seems cookie cutter then you won’t get far.
Tip #5. Take time to answer questionnaires truthfully; write descriptive essays; show who you really are and be honest. The more sincere and real you seem the more receptive people will be. Internet daters want to feel safe and confident with who they are dealing with, make your true self come through.
Tip #6. Look around. Make lots of contacts, the more people you search through the better your matches will be. Once you have browsed focus your activity to a handful of profiles and work them until success or an end it met.
Tip #7. Compose a short, personalized email. Be sure to mention one thing that caught your eye about the person, add something you have in common. This will allow for a response from them and second contact where you can mention something you'd like to talk about based on what he or she wrote; reply to each email you receive honestly, individually, and with interest; spell check. Don't use pick up lines as an opening line, be sincere. First impressions are crucial here.
Tip #8. Putting yourself out there can be hard work, be sure to have confidence. People sense hesitation, be forthright and focused. Determine the proper time to ask for a live meeting, and just do it.
Tip #9. Stay in touch. Be active in your internet dating usage. You must be vested in order to get a good return. This experience will be what you make it.
So there are the nine tips that we have to help enhance your internet dating experience at ClassyArrangements.com. Let’s hear what you have to say in our forums on this topic and good hunting.
Thanks,
Tiger RoxXx & The Classy Team
Tip #1. Write down ten things that you are looking for in your internet dating search. Be specific; what type of person, what outcome, what experiences are you seeking. That will allow you to draw yourself towards the right person and stop wasting valuable time on people who don’t match your goals.
Tip #2. Get great photos. An enduring photo that shows who you really are makes all the difference when approaching someone new. We are visual creatures and playing to that is only to your advantage. In the internet dating world your profile and photo are your first contact with someone.
Tip #3. Make a good profile that describes you. Be sure that a prospective mate can get a clear idea of who they are dealing with. Having essays, messages, and notes that allow for more intimate details about you personally is a great way to get a conversation flowing.
Tip #4. Avoid seeming 'just like everyone else', by not using lines or cliché style wording. First impressions are important, so if you have text that turns someone off or seems cookie cutter then you won’t get far.
Tip #5. Take time to answer questionnaires truthfully; write descriptive essays; show who you really are and be honest. The more sincere and real you seem the more receptive people will be. Internet daters want to feel safe and confident with who they are dealing with, make your true self come through.
Tip #6. Look around. Make lots of contacts, the more people you search through the better your matches will be. Once you have browsed focus your activity to a handful of profiles and work them until success or an end it met.
Tip #7. Compose a short, personalized email. Be sure to mention one thing that caught your eye about the person, add something you have in common. This will allow for a response from them and second contact where you can mention something you'd like to talk about based on what he or she wrote; reply to each email you receive honestly, individually, and with interest; spell check. Don't use pick up lines as an opening line, be sincere. First impressions are crucial here.
Tip #8. Putting yourself out there can be hard work, be sure to have confidence. People sense hesitation, be forthright and focused. Determine the proper time to ask for a live meeting, and just do it.
Tip #9. Stay in touch. Be active in your internet dating usage. You must be vested in order to get a good return. This experience will be what you make it.
So there are the nine tips that we have to help enhance your internet dating experience at ClassyArrangements.com. Let’s hear what you have to say in our forums on this topic and good hunting.
Thanks,
Tiger RoxXx & The Classy Team
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