5 drunken do's and don'ts

5 drunken do's and don'ts…. by Tiger RoxXx

Sexy salutations my seductive sweets! To honor my inebriated Irish ancestors I thought this month's tribute could help us all out with five little drunken do's and don'ts. Of course, what you do with your sober time is just as important, but in a month of green beer and pub parties it is highly likely that a greater part of your March will be spent under the influence. So as a girl who likes to work the tools that are put in front of her, I thought we could all have a smashed time together. So hold on to your cookies, kittens, this may be a bumpy lil' ride.

Drunken do and don't Number 1. DO make sure that you have plenty of drinking partners. Whether it is a house party, a pub crawl, or a night at the club your motto should be 'the more the merrier'. Passing rounds all around make a happy drunken mob. Definitely DON'T drink alone. This is a bad sign of serious social decline. Unless it is a quick pregame drink before meeting the gang it is a sure sign that you are destined for something sad if you spend night after night in the tank alone.

Drunken do and don't Number 2. DO party like a Rockstar. If you are going to do it, do it right. Own your party time, you deserve it. DON'T have drama or let anyone else's drama interfere with your fun time. Kick all idiot's to the curb, leave all dumb acting fools at the door, and walk away from the suckers who are ready to make you loose your buzz with their negativity. If you are that person, go home- stop ruining our night.

Drunken do and don't Number 3. DO have all the fun you can stand but DON'T have random hook-ups. We have talked about this People, these hook-ups never work out. They might be fun for a minute, a very brief awkward minute, but once everyone sobers up and can see clearer the only thing left between the two of you is regrets. You are surely to run into the person connected to the naughty parts you were attracted to at a later date and they might not be so appealing. They probably also have a mouth, which may use words that can cause you various future issues as well.

Drunken do and don't Number 4. DO the whole party experience. It's a time honored tradition to pregame, party, after party, and breakfast. It's a marathon, loves, start training now! Sometimes the order of it changes, or the places, but you better get ready to take it all, baby. DON'T go home with strangers to strange places, you are drunk, remember? You can't make good judgments. Have your sober buddy decide where you should go. If you don't have a sober buddy, then just don't.

Drunken do and don't Number 5. DO have a plan. Know your limits! Make sure you are with in them; this is a lot of drinking, so make sure you pace yourself. There is always one person who is way too drunk way too early. DON'T make me take pictures of you asleep in the corner of some club somewhere and post them on the internet, because I will. DO Watch how you mix your types of alcohol. If you wimp out and find yourself having to vomit half way through the night DON'T vomit in front of strangers, much less on them. DON'T kiss your boy or girl with puke breathe after you just upchucked, no matter how funny it is when you are drunk.

So my drunken darlings, these are just the broad strokes on the drunken do's and don'ts… hope you have a smashingly great St. Patty's day! I DO hope to see you out there in a safe fun drunken way.

Meow Baby,
Tiger RoxXx